fjord early campaign: nott, i hope we can come to an understanding in the future and i hope to earn your trust :-)
fjord now: buttons? you want some fucking buttons? little shinies?? shiny fucking buttons??? get in the water bastard.
some days its worth going on 4chan and wading through the garbage for gems like this
This is why god created man
I’m really upset that this wasn’t sourced.
Source: [x]
BGM used: [x]Terry Crews’ reaction: [x]
Fun story about this, Mowtendoo recieved free Old Spice products for making this, and many other Old Spice YTPMVs.
Please consider checking out Mowtendoo, he does very high quality YTPMVs. He has even hired animators to do one of them.
some of y’all are like “i’m gay i’m gonna commit crimes & do arson uwu” but can’t even ask the cashier for extra ketchup coz u have anxiety so what’s the truth 😕
Giorno: Tell me about my father.
Polnareff: It was very hard to fight against him, considering we had raging boners the entire time.
Caleb: “This is a necklace that keeps you alive. It’s a gift for you”
Caduceus: ♥️
Caleb: “Hey, you, take this rock that makes a tree out of it”
Caduceus: ♥️♥️
Caleb: “…Oh! I almost forget! Keep this book about plants too! It’s exactly what you need”
Caduceus: ♥️♥️♥️
I’m not saying that Caleb is using the Dragon Age Origins Method to romance someone, that consists in gifting weird shit to people in order to make them love you, but yeah, he’s totally doing that.
remember when magnus fuckign,,, swallowed one of the most dangerous and powerful objects in the omniverse - even after griffin was like ‘yes no see you cant digest it its a magic goddamb rock’ and magnus still fucking wrapped it in a pastry crust glove and ate it for no goddamn reason there was literally no reason.
and then. and then to fucking get it out. because it needed to be fucking destroyed because it was one of the mOST FUCKING DANGEROUS OBJECTS IN THE GODDAMN OMNIVERse. and because griffin said they had to avoid ‘a shitting based solution’:
taako turned magnus to fucking stone, and merle cast stone shape on fucking stone magnus and turned his lower fucking half into a fucking swirly chute slide so the philosophers stone fucking rolled down out of magnus’ goddamn fucking stomach and then the mcelroys referred to it as chutes and ladders anyway i want to die sometimes i think about how beautiful and intricate the balance story is and then i remember this and upsy your lifting friend and f u c k
oh also the philosophers stone sounded like joe pesci and both it and the sentient gooey flesh elevator were into vore
WE HAVE A NEW VERSION OF THE VENTO AUREO ED!!
(they kept the horny anthem but created new visuals)